Late night thots part 2

(via neenablanco)

I’m stressed out and trying to figure things out and everyone is making it so much worse.

(Source: animatedtext, via cianaxrose)




The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via killinself)


Balance And Composure - Stonehands // [x]

(via i0nlyhavemyselftoblame)




To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I’ll never have kids but this is rad

Sounds like Tim

(via rapgameearthworm)

(Source: adrii928, via joshspearsyou)


im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via thelazystrippers)



It’s time for another submission, She didn’t give me her tumblr but hopefully she’ll reply to this post!!! Thanks Sexii

Submit your Strip Club Dressing Room Pictures

Could be pictures of:

  • you and/or your friends
  • booties & boobs
  • Shoes
  • Money
  • Empty locker rooms
  • Stupid signs and rules

Send them to stripper.locker.room@gmail.com

HEY! Me and run-to-me-instead ‘s butt!


jasey rae - all time low

(via i0nlyhavemyselftoblame)


Being As An Ocean - Dear G-d

(not my pic, just my edit)

(via sondraisthebomb)


Are we just not going to acknowledge the exterminator’s van on the new Bob’s Burgers tonight? Because I think we should.

Holy shit.

(Source: built-by-machines, via stifled777)


I’m not the girl your mother warns you about.
I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me.
I’m not cold. I’m not reckless.

I’m the girl your father mentions when your mom’s not around.
I’m the girl that gets away.

I will love you more than anything.
I will kiss you when you cry.
I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

And you’re just like your father, so you will.

You’ll let me go & I won’t look back,
But you will.
I promise you, you will.

I’m that girl.




(Source: joala, via xtina-lopez)