ajuuki:

Late night thots part 2

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I’m stressed out and trying to figure things out and everyone is making it so much worse.

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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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eternalxtorment:

Balance And Composure - Stonehands // [x]

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kellyedge:

adamrichins:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I’ll never have kids but this is rad

Sounds like Tim

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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pura-loca:

stripper-locker-room:

It’s time for another submission, She didn’t give me her tumblr but hopefully she’ll reply to this post!!! Thanks Sexii

Submit your Strip Club Dressing Room Pictures

Could be pictures of:

  • you and/or your friends
  • booties & boobs
  • Shoes
  • Money
  • Empty locker rooms
  • Stupid signs and rules

Send them to stripper.locker.room@gmail.com

HEY! Me and run-to-me-instead ‘s butt!

then-fate-fell-short:

jasey rae - all time low

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w1nterforever:

Being As An Ocean - Dear G-d

(not my pic, just my edit)

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howthehoolychillz:

Are we just not going to acknowledge the exterminator’s van on the new Bob’s Burgers tonight? Because I think we should.

Holy shit.

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"

I’m not the girl your mother warns you about.
I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me.
I’m not cold. I’m not reckless.

I’m the girl your father mentions when your mom’s not around.
I’m the girl that gets away.

I will love you more than anything.
I will kiss you when you cry.
I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

And you’re just like your father, so you will.

You’ll let me go & I won’t look back,
But you will.
I promise you, you will.

I’m that girl.

"

soufflegrrl:

Wow

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